- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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