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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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