Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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