Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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call me maybe.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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