Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

the economy.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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