- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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