- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

this website even though its hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A man penetrates another man.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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