- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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