- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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