- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

If you have a stroke, call 000

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Title IX

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??