How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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