The FCC

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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