Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

The FCC

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Matt is a Duster!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A American seeking into mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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