How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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