Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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