What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What is life? Paul.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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