- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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