Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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www.xnxx.com

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Women's Rights.

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