What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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