- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Women's Rights.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Women's Rights.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.