- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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