- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Poop

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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