How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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