How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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