Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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