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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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