What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A dog was barking at a tree

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

You idiot.

Boxing on Boxing Day

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I have cancer. And you're next.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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