why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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