how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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