Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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