Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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matt is fat

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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