What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Antijokes...

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Dwight Howard

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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