Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Chicken

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Where's my tractor?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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