- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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