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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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