How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

The Labour Party.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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