- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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