- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

rent a cops

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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