Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why can't jokes spit?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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