Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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