Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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