- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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