- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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