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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

No soap radio

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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