- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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