What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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