- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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