a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

pretty soon we'll all be dead

1+1=2

poopy is poopy

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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