Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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