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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

jibby jobby

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

the WNBA

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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