- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

I am a mime

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Loperson

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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