- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

I woke up today

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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