- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A seal walks into a club.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

If life gives you lemonade.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

the NAACP

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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