- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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