Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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