Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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