Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Gus's mom

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why was the boy sad? because.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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