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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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