What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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