how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A seal walks into a club.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

KILL WHITEY

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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