- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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