- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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