What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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