- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

nothing

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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