- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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