- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Go away still nothing to see

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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