Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Rylan Clark

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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