Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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