Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Poop.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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