What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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