- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

im saul and i love cock

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do I hate? people

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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