- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

think twice or at least think

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

[Set up] [No punch line]

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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