why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Bitch

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