What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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whats chinese noodles

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Your face

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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