Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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