- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

watch me nae nae

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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