- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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