- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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