- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Where's the soap?

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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