What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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