- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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