- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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