What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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