How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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