- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I'm Coming

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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