if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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