- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats white and sticky glue

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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