fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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