- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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