- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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