LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

flavin's head

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Homonyms should be band.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Anti Joke

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