- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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