- Anti Joke

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

AIDS.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

69

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

AIDS.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot