- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

women rights

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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