- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Women's rights

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

pobody's nerfect

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

sweating like antoni with a girl

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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