Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A gay man watches football.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

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