- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Yo mama so fat.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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