Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Ham sandwich

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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