- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A Mormon walks into a bar

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Urban ghettos

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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