- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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