- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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