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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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