Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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