What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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so how about that irline food

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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no rasist joks

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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