Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Pineapple.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

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