a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Face...tastes like chicken!

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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