- Anti Joke

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.