- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats two plus two Four!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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