- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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