- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

AIDS.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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