Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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