- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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