Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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