What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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