If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

whats black and strange a paki

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did? Yes

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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