Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Anti Joke

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