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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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